What is all this bullshit I hear about being in an army of an artist?
That is just stupid.
Musicians don’t have armies.
Especially ones who aren’t even good enough to create their own sound, but have to take from other songs.
You know who has armies?
And you know what armies do?
Fight for their country.
They don’t download the latest song from ITunes.
So can we please stop calling a large amount of fans of a certain musician an army?
It is insulting to the men and women in an actual army.
And don’t even get me started on the stupid puns that the “armies” go by.